"Uggh, what I am I gonna do today? Erff... had a bit too much Aass last night. I guess I'll just hit up some breakfast and take a jaunt."
"Coffee. Word... black like everyone likes it here."
"Let's see here now... slice me some bread, throw on some Jarlsberg, squeeze out some of this Kaviar-in-a-tube stuff... that'll work."
"I think I'll take the road to the 'end of the world' and back."
"Hrrmm, yes, very pleasant. Now it's time to head back for a swim at that lake I saw..."